Part of UtterlyEpic — North Dakota customer experience research since 1990
Now hiring in ND & SD

Get paid to notice things.

Paid telephone evaluation work you do from your own kitchen table.

$240
for a 20-call project — most evaluators finish in 4 to 6 hours
Fill out the Good Fit form

What this actually is

Businesses hire us to find out what their customers really experience. We hire local people — we call them Epic Evaluators — to call those businesses the way a real customer would, and then tell us honestly what happened.

Who answered. How they were treated. What was asked, and what wasn't.

This is similar to mystery shopping — except a shopper buys something. An evaluator understands something. That understanding comes from the training we give you before your first call.

Being straight with you up front: this is not full-time or part-time work, and you would not be an employee. You'll sign an agreement stating you're doing this as an independent contractor.

A couple of minutes with Paul Carmichael — captions available in the player.
— who we are, what the work is, and how to check us out.

Fill out the Good Fit form

About a minute. We answer the same day.

The work, in plain terms

What you doCall businesses using a background we write for you, then write up what happened
How many callsA typical project is 20 calls
How long it takesMost evaluators finish in 4 to 6 hours of actual work
Over what periodAbout two weeks — some calls need a follow-up
WhenWeekday business hours
WhereYour kitchen table
What it pays$12 per completed survey — $240 for a 20-call project
When you're paidWithin 14 days of your reports being accepted
What it costs youNothing. Ever. No purchases, no reimbursements, no fees.

Some calls connect on the first try. Others need a callback a day or two later — that's part of what we're measuring, and you're paid the same either way.

What you need

One more thing. Like every research firm, we screen for conflicts of interest — there are a few industries where working in them, or living with someone who does, rules you out of certain assignments. We'll cover that when we talk.

Please be skeptical. Here's how to check us.

Mystery shopping is one of the most impersonated jobs in America. The Federal Trade Commission publishes warnings about it. You should be careful — and we'd rather tell you how than hope you don't ask.

A real evaluation company will never:

  • Send you a check and ask you to wire part of it back
  • Ask you to buy gift cards
  • Ask for your bank login or your Social Security number
  • Ask you to pay anything to get started

We never do any of those things. If anyone claiming to be Epic Evaluator or UtterlyEpic ever does, that's fraud — report it at reportfraud.ftc.gov, and please tell us.

Paul Carmichael, founder of UtterlyEpic
Paul Carmichael
Founder, UtterlyEpic · Mandan, North Dakota
I read every Good Fit form myself, and I train every Epic Evaluator personally before their first call. If something here doesn't sit right with you, call me at (701) 202-8329 and ask.
UtterlyEpic
Epic Evaluator is the evaluator network of UtterlyEpic. A North Dakota customer experience firm serving Midwest businesses since 1990.

Look us up: UtterlyEpic / Epic Evaluator · 304 4th Street NE · Mandan, ND 58554 · (701) 202-8329
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What happens next

1

You fill out the Good Fit form below. About 60 seconds. Name, how to reach you, and one question.

2

We contact you the same day. Usually within the hour — a text and an email, so you have both.

3

A short conversation. About ten minutes, to make sure the work fits you and you fit the work. Ask us anything.

4

Then the real paperwork. If it's a fit, we walk you through registering in our evaluator system and signing a standard independent contractor agreement. It's more detailed — that's deliberate, and we do it after you've decided, not before.

5

Training. Around 45 minutes on Zoom, one-on-one, walking through the actual evaluation form question by question — before you make a single call. You keep the recording.

6

Your first project.

The Good Fit form

About 60 seconds. It is not the full application — it just tells us you're interested, and tells us both whether this is a good fit.

Once we've talked and you decide this is for you, we'll walk you through registering in our evaluator system and signing a standard independent contractor agreement. That's where the detailed questions live. No point doing paperwork for something you haven't decided on yet.

A sentence or two is plenty. We read every one — noticing is the entire job.
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